Ask Zach

How much does it cost to bungee jump in San Diego?

2008-11-10T21:17:00.000-08:00

It depends how many jumps you want to......
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Is there 1 Zach or a team of 'Zachs' answering the questions?

2008-11-07T09:40:00.000-08:00

There is currently only one Zach at askzach.com.

We are looking to expand into new emerging markets soon and will need more Zachs to make the expansion a successful one. In order to apply for the job your name must be Zach, not Zack, Zac, or Zak. You must be willing to work for next to nothing and be able to answer questions no matter how crazy they may seem.

You have a shot a AskZach.Com are you interested? Iwanttowork@askach.com

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how many states are there in the us?

2008-11-07T09:25:00.000-08:00

Is that you Governor Palin?

There are Fifty nifty United States

but about only 10 of them get to pick the next president

and yes they can

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What is the best jelly bean flavor?

2008-11-06T09:40:00.001-08:00

You asked the right person I love jelly beans

All the flavors in the starburt jelly beans are pretty good. (you have to get a fresh bag though)

As for Jelly Belly: I would have to go with Tangerine, pear, orange, and lemon

I guess you could say I am a little fruity just not Tutti-Frutti

and stay away from buttered popcorn

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What is your take on question #2 on the MA ballot?

2008-11-06T09:35:00.000-08:00

whoa man why do they call them fingers? I have never seen them fing.

so for those who don't know question two would totally make smoking weed less of a crime.

instead of jail or a record you just get a ticket and pay a fine

its totally awesome

it lets cops spend time on real crime
and keeps people from not getting a job for smoking up every now and then

ok time for me to get some food

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Why are you standing behind a pile of cans?

2008-10-22T20:41:00.000-07:00

There is a good reason for those cans, a real good reason in fact. When you get a question answered by Zach he will donate a can of food to The Greater Boston Food Bank. You get your question answered and help those in need all for free

More about Questions for Cans

Zach I know who you are I have the same "job" as you

2008-10-03T10:27:00.000-07:00

Jeeves, is that you old buddy? I was wondering when you would get back from your cruise and give me a "call". You want to hang out this weekend? Do you have any other suites or clothes you want to send my way? I fell silly wearing the same suite all the time. I know you like to think you still have a "job," but you were put on an early retirement by ask.com.

how many states whre there during the Cival war

2008-10-03T10:15:00.000-07:00

There where none.

That is because the Cival war was fought in what is known as Peten, Guatemala, and there are no states in Guatemala.

Now on the off chance you were inquiring on the Civil War I will let you know that there were about 40 states. The reason for the about is that Maine, Kanses, and West Virgina all became sates during the war.

What is most economical car?

2008-10-03T09:55:00.000-07:00

a bike

ok I know that is not really a car, but you should try biking you get much better mileage than even a Prius. It also costs very little and repairs are cheaper too......

Fine I will talk about cars

I am no Magliozzi, but I do listen to them a lot. I would recommend a Pre-Owned ( a nice way for saying used) Kia Rio. This car does not cost much, and gets great mileage. "So come on down" and get a car. Tell the plaid suit salesman Ask Zach sent you and he will take 10% off the under coating.

what is a troy ounce

2008-10-03T09:43:00.000-07:00

There are two diffret Troy Ounces:

The first one is how much an ounce weighs in Troy, New York. In Troy, New Your a Troy Ounce is

The most common use of Troy ounce is when measuring gold for jewelry. How else can someone brag about the new bracelet he or she got with out some sort of weight system for the gold it is made out of. In that case a Troy Ounce is 31.1034768 grams.

what 3 numbers am i thinking right now?

2008-10-03T09:42:00.000-07:00

3, 3, and 3

ru hott?

2008-09-08T08:50:00.000-07:00

I am not 2 hot thanks for asking
It is has been pretty cool around here lately (Here being the Northeast USA)
Our August was pretty rainy and had many colder days
Plus my apartment got an air conditioner this summer, so I have not been hot.

If the walls had ears, what would q-tips look like?

2008-09-08T08:37:00.000-07:00

Q-tips would not look any different.

First of all if walls did have ears who knows how big or small they would be so the size of the q-tip would not need to change if the ears were creepily similar to ours.

Secondly a wall may have ears, but it does not have arms or hands to use the q-tip

Lastly, there is the warning on the q-tip box that states “Do not insert swab into ear canal. Use only on the outer surfaces of the ear. Keep out of reach of children.” So the wall’s ears should not have q-tips inserted into them anyways.

What is your preferred thread count on sheets?

2008-09-08T08:14:00.000-07:00

181

soft like well hydrated skin, but not too soft

plus it is a palindrome

How many flavors of fanta are there?

2008-09-08T07:53:00.000-07:00

Do you wanta wanta know how many flavors of Fanta Fanta?

Well for us Americans Fnata seems to be a second tier soda brand, but there is a whole world out there and most of the world is filed with Fanta. Each country has its own set of Fanta flavors everything from ordinary orange to Lactic White Grape to the yummy Lychee.

I myself am a fan of Fanta Naranja

so to answer your question here are about 70 flavours of Fanta

how many grams in an ounce of gold?

2008-08-02T12:15:00.000-07:00

Believe it or not, there is the same amount of grams in an ounce of gold as grams in an ounce of elephant dung. (dried not fresh)

Any circus worker, jeweler, or jungle lover can tell you that magic number is 28.350

Buddy Foote asks: What is your favorite programming language?

2008-07-15T14:46:00.000-07:00

Hey Buddy long time now ask.

My favorite programing language is one I have not used in a long time, Logo.

I did not even know when I was using Logo that it was a program language because it was so much fun to use.
Shout out to Mr. Kraph the computer teacher at the Baker school in Bookline, who tought it to us youngings.

In logo you would guide a little turtle aroud the screen on an Apple IIgs to make cool pictures

turn 90
fwd 100
repeat

also the Boston Science Museam had plastic turtle you could move around a little city
also it was a way to build computer controlled legos in the pre-mindstorm days

It's justin and mickey, how did you get this website "up and running?"

2008-07-15T14:37:00.000-07:00

Justin and Mickey
I added a search to find old answers that relate to questions you may have.
(it is on the right hand side of this page or here)

I think this answer is what you are "looking for."

i look like a girl

2008-07-15T14:35:00.000-07:00

that is more of a statement than a question, but thanks for sharing

Someting you wear that starts with A?

2008-06-29T20:26:00.000-07:00

A little while back I answered about hings I wear that start with the letter Z.
Now I am being asked about the lettter A.
This is pretty easy

I wear "a" shirt, "a" pair of pants, "a" Randolph sweat shirt, and "a" pair of Askzach.com boxers.

I asked you a question literally like 10 months ago, you never answered. I asked another after that, you never answered. Why don't you answer me?? I g

2008-06-29T19:51:00.000-07:00

"I asked you a question literally like 10 months ago, you never answered. I asked another after that, you never answered. Why don't you answer me?? I guarantee you my questions were way better than these lame questions...so why don't you answer?!?"

I am sorry I let you down.

I really do ty to answer all the questions I get.
The problem is I get a lot of junk questions. I get asked many questions that I have already answered. For example I get asked at least once a day "are you gay?" and "dom player" I have ansered questions on both these topics.

That is why I have now added a search box to the right hand side of this page.
Please seach for a question before you ask it.

so to answer you current question I might have delted or sjkipped over your question because it was grouped with a lot of junk questions. I primise to look at each question and try to answer it if it has not been answered before.

Once again sorry and I can't wait to find out what your not lame question is.

is w a vowel?

2008-06-02T19:27:00.000-07:00

Y is it so hard to figure out what letters are vowels and what are consonants. I can telly uo that w is never a vowel. It would not be a marshmallow in Post Alpha-Bits.

SOMETHING YOU WEAR that starts with z?

2008-06-02T19:25:00.000-07:00

I wear a lot of things that start with Z.
Zach's shirt, Zach's pants, Zach's socks, and Zach's dress to name a few.

what dose pelt mean?

2008-04-29T20:12:00.000-07:00

It most likely means that I misspelled melt on an answer. Creating Ask Zach to come up when you search for pelt. I really need an editor or maybe not if it is getting me more hist and more questions.

If your looking for a definition of pelt I could throw or hurl a couple of ideas at you, but I think I will leave the definitions for Mr. Webster.

Do you play any sports?

2008-04-15T19:14:00.000-07:00

I play golf, tennis, baseball, bowling, and boxing. (on the wii)
I am not big on sports where I have to go outdoors, unless my younger brother forces me to play with him.

At my other job I play first one to catch Zach gets a sticker. ( I work at a preschool)